MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

SUCCESS!! Usually most of our nights end in success, but I have to be honest, I thought that tonight was going to be a bust. First of all, it's Friday night and I feel as though there is almost too much pressure for it to be a GREAT night. It's the end of the week, so on top of school work and getting rowdy on Wednesday and Thursday, I'm expected to give it my all on Friday. So all in all, tonight I thought about bitching out. Really. MK stayed in, I could have chilled with my roomie, done some homework (sorry Ted probably not), read a book whatever. But, I decided to push through my bitchness and have a good night with my crew. We started out at Wex (trio wex not bridget jones Wex), which of course I showed up late to and I didnt even get a drink right away because well, my heart wasn't fully into the party. whatever. In a bit i'm not even finished with my FIRST drink when 2/3 (part of trio) was like alright let's go. I was just like WTF wellll where are we going? Katie K's. I threw a bit of a fit. That girl SUCKS. She would absolutely be invited to The Worst Party. Part of crew said we werent staying long, that we had another party to hit up (which I just remembered about and WHY didnt we go??). We head over to Irish Crossings, and as soon as we walk in the door, every suspicion I had about this party just plain sucking was confirmed. We feel as though a great way to get into the party is to get on the beer pong table(it's the best place to start trouble), which we tried. And failed. So that was great. We are standing around in this awkward chick fest because well, we were the randoms. 

Meggle$ then tells me that our only option is to cause some trouble, which i am ALWAYS down for. But how? We played a crappy game of quarters (that game is the worst, it will be headlining at the Worst Party) but crew got over that real fast. We watched the ice luge break ( i just googled luge, i was right. No 'o' in the spelling fyi), some guys throw the halves on the wood floor, and bring in a random chunk of ice in from the street. So sanitary. Anyways, we saw the most current game of civil war ending (it wasnt even pong, which is okay because we were rolling freshman deep) and we jumped on that table. And by we I mean 2/3 -KE and CK-, Meggle$ and I. We  get our cups set up and wait. FOREVER. We had to yell at the other team to get their act together. I guess that was mistake number one. OR VICTORY NUMBER ONE! We get into this game, and I have to say, it was pretty lame at first. I heard some guys to my right at the keg being like "this is supposed to be civil war? this is the worst game i have ever seen!" Yeah tell me about it, boyfriend. But, thanks because I def stepped up my game after that. I think CK got out first (sorry girl) and pretty soon I was down to 1 cup, along with Meggle$ while KE still had her 4. 

So here's where it starts. Grandma sweater Rosie was just getting REALLY annoying. So I took her out. Small victory for achieving a personal goal, but man was that a mistake. For those of you who dont know, once you get knocked out of civil war, you can gather random balls for your team. Well that bitch, and holy shit was she a bitch, decided to come over and retrieve balls RIGHT NEXT TO KE. She was pushing and grabbing and scratching all sorts of shit. That was hell. It ended up being KE and I against two other people and I think our cups were even. Then some guy got my cup and yelled "FUCK YOU BIATCH" at me. I dont even remember the last time I heard 'biatch' to be honest. So I drank my beer and decided to fight Rosie at getting balls. Like I said before, BITCH. That girl actually kicked me! Kicked me!! I mean REALLY?? And I just can't go down without a fight. So I started karate chopping, with both of my hands. Innocent, but effective. That ho hated it. Luckily I think it was right around then that KE made that final cup AND WE WON!!!! It probably didnt help anything that I starting jumping up and down screaming FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YEAH FUCK YOU!!!! Thats when Rosie came up to me all huffy and was like "did you know that that guy actually lives here? i'm going to get you thrown out". Like I give a SHIT! That party was the WORST ANYWAYS!!! I told her it was cool, i was peacing anyways. Rosie thought that was a good idea. 

Rosie, you picked the wrong crew to piss off. We're never sorry. And I will only encourage Meggle$ to pour a beer on your head the next time we see you out. Curls said that it was a good thing Em wasn't there, and boy is she right. Rosie, that's what we call your Get Out of Jail Free Card. 

KE- I heard that Rosie gave you some nice scratches. If I had known that, I would not have been so nice to her. But you did also WIN THE GAME!!! That was the best. I might have cried if grandma sweater's team beat us. Seriously, Thank You.

Anyways, mission accomplished. We absolutely got into trouble at the worst party, just like we wanted to. 

SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Now get the hell out here-