babble

So clearly I am the worst member of crew, since this is the first time I am posting. I am surprised I haven't been voted out yet. I would have loved to blog with you this weekend but I went on a little adventure to Chi with MKate and I was computadoraless... mad bummer. Especially considering that I had 12 shots of Patron, and a yummy PB&J shot.... and won the coolest prize ever. While MKate and I were nomming on some treats in the car, I looked into the gusher box and found the most wonderful surprise. A FRUIT BY THE FOOT credit card!!!! ( you should all be very jealous). Although I won some fruity cash money on a discover card I almost had to shell out $1000 to get me out of a date with C. (see next paragraph) yeah but Chi was fun but I missed Super Sunday Funday with the crew, another bummer.

So I made a wonderful decision last time I was at Fever (the place where all good decisions are made) and with the patron and two fuck cups blurring my decision making ability I accidentally agreed to go on a date with C on the condition that he did not attend the torch before. You know you have found a keeper when a condition to the date is that the boy abstains from the strip club. I actually could careless if boys dabble in a lapper or shower show. However I do not understand strip clubs. I have attended several for shits and giggles. It was during my first trip to the land of poles that I realized strippers are not attractive, for some reason I always thought strippers would be hot. I WAS MISTAKEN. it is because of this fact that I dont understand throwing cash money at fugly chicks. if you want to buy something fugly buy a prius. So during my patron fest in Chi I decided to attempt to buy peoples cooperation into taking C to the Torch so I could get out of the date. No one bit. He is a cool kid (well sort of) but I have no interest in becoming anything more than friends.

So I have indefinitely postponed the date, I would have fully canceled it but he is attempting to bribe me with steak. and I LOVE MEAT!!!!! C keeps bugging me to go to fever with him, but I told him there was no use and already predicted how the night will go (the same way it does everytime) which is as follows:

As soon as C has a shot of patron I will get the "Baby where you at?" text. Then C will demand I take shots forgetting that I am a lightweight. Eventually I won't be able to drink anymore. C will then get mad and threaten to defriend me on bbm. I will grab his phone to prevent such an occurrence. C will then ask me out on a date. I will say "no dice" he will attempt to bribe me with meat, I will consider but still say "no" We will get into another fight when I don't want to end the night at the torch. I will peace out. It is then that I will get another "Baby where you at?" text. END OF NIGHT

C agreed that I was a genius and more likely than not that is precisely how the night will go.


the adderall is wearing off and I can blog no more. I am peacing out to CLE for the weekend but I shall blog from afar.

You Know You Love Me,
mikey
XOXO