The Little Things

I don't care if you will admit to being a culprit yourself, but I know that everyone has a little kleptomaniac embedded deep within their souls. I cannot tell you how many times i have woken up, after a long night of eventful raging and have found miscellaneous items tucked into my purse, pants, coat, shoes, or even my bed (or where ever I end up that night); at times I even find larger items prominently displayed in my room. These items that I speak of are never, ever my belongings prior to my departure into the party arena that evening. I wanted to take this opportunity to share some of my best "finds" or treasures as I like to call them.

ALWAYS Remember... One Man's Junk is another Drunks Treasure.

1.) A Foam Captain Morgan Hat
2.) A Jeff Samardzija Poster (obvi a must have)
3.) A Blue Moon Poster (this was not a solo effort) (-;
4.) A Picture of Bob Marley torn off a poster from FEVA FEVE
5.) A 4-pound, foot tall, and foot wide glass chalice with the ND emblem on one side, and the Texas State Flag on the other
6.) A Carved Coconut resembling a female monkey, with a pleasant red bow on her head
7.) A Fish Bowl from Rum Runners
8.) 2 Coors Light Glasses with awesome mountains which turn blue with a cold frothy brewski
9.) Parrots Bay Rum, both the bottle and the contents (also not a solo effort) :-P
10.) A Broken Remote Control, I am positive I found this in the microwave at someones house and I was not the one who put it there
11.) A Broken Shot Glass reading "Bro's before Ho's"

May the list go on... and P.S. I'm not sorry, I like to Party
Peeeez outt,
murf