Today is one big FML.
My phone? it decided to go for a swim last night.
My voice? its still MIA
My dignity? has anyone seen that?
New friend passed out in my bed? Who are you?
(Sorry Mom if you're reading this, not what you think, don't worry)
I went to work for an hour- snaps for meggles.
I called my dad to tell him that my phone is broken and he told me he was completely unimpressed with me. GREAT. My sister breaks a phone a month and this is the first phone I have ever thrashed. What is that?! Bullsheet mees.
at least we finished that dumb keg.
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox schmeeeeegles
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