Sunday, April 19, 2009

to all you alchie nerds, yes meg, I called you a nerd.

Il give you a guys a quick update on the other side of the pond partywise.

unless you like drugs like MDMA (which tastes like absolute shit, like they're worst than the taste of shrooms and that stuff grows on shit so they have an excuse) crazy loud alternative techno (yes there is such thing as alt techno) paying usually around 10-15 pounds (aka somewhere around 15- 20 something bucks) just to get a "ticket" in, dancing hardcore until the sun comes out in really interesting venues like old theaters, potentially fucking someone who would be called a strungout scenster in the US and dealing with really sketchy older men trying to peddle pills with weird names the party scene in london is kinda lame.

not saying it's non existent or anything, completely the opposite but it's almost as if you're still in the states. the people who know me, know that i hate shitty american pop music that gets played at the "stereotypical" party. hate guidos/ over dressed guys from any country. dumb drunk girls with way to much makeup on who are being loud and obnoxious who think they are hot shit when my beer belly is more attractive. well that's leceister and piccadially square. I'd rather be at a frat house, at least they have beruit going and funnels.

if you dont mind rubbing shoulders with people who grew up with he-man instead of blue's clues there is a remarkable diversity of cool places to go. unfortunately they all close by 3.

the tube closes at 1230 so if you stay out you have to be prepared to ride the bus or walk back. that or take some mandy and dance the night away to tecno and catch the morning tube at 6. bus rides can be absolute epic. london seriouslly loosens up on the 2nd deck of the double decker buses. last night i heard some prim and proper black guy talking to some white chick about his "niggas." I was really tempted to turn around and tell him just cause you're black doesnt mean you can go on using a word that has such a horrible history.

with all that said theres also the apartment element of the party scene here. I live with almost all american college students and there's a 24 hour open convienent store that sells beer, wine and liquor. there tends to be shenigans that occur in the elevators.

that's london in a nut shell ( minus the gay scene which is a whole entire different story).



Il be hitting up a whole bunch of european cities pretty soon. me and dizzy d are doing our own 3 week eurotrip. that should be very interesting. once we get everything all planned il give you guys an internary.



hope the crew survived last week/ weekend. some of you guys have been putting me to shame lately. But now im done with my internship and days away from finishing up my semester things will get ridiculous again. I started being sweet lou again this weekend. saw the sun rise today, public urnination everywhere, raced in shopping carts, and did more drunken shenigans. oh yeah, totallly forgot went to a casion last night.


peaccccccccccccce.

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