5 (delicious mango) margaritas later...
back at the non party house where i just remembered i swiped a fantastic jaeger shot class. it was stainless steel and had a deer head on it! where did that thing go? anyways, i made my other megans little bro pick up me and we proceeded to hit the bars. at 11pm. highlights include:
chugging redbull vodka, long islands and hurricanes
dance off with a black man
puke n rally after my dance off
lemon drops at the gay bar
chugging a pitcher with gay men
and having two dolla dolla bills stuffed down my dress by a deaf gay man
^^^^^my my what a wicked hangover i had^^^^^^
the week went by a bit slower but on friday night laced chaps was in town so we (chaps vegas and i) decided to go grape stomping at a local wine bar- fun, but it was in a small room with a large window, so i just felt like a monkey at a zoo. this bar was sweet though, on top of grape stomping they had a ton of board games! jenga, scrabble, connect four, twister. i was trying to push for twister in the grape buckets, but no one would have it. i'll be sure to let you know when it does. later at the bar, we were about to leave when this homeboy comes up and starts rambling about the bald bartender being married. (insert confused looks here) guy is all up in our faces, one of the most extreme cases of a close talker i have ever encountered. when i couldnt bite my tongue any longer, i asked him "are you a big fan of seinfeld"?
HE JUMPED BACK, so excited and exclaimed "YES! I LOVE THAT SHOW!"
me- "great. so you know what it means when i tell you you're a close talker" he was a bit discouraged, but not enough to stop getting up in my face. or chaps.
last night, i went from zero to WHATS UP real quick. i left laced chaps for a half hour and in that time vegas took me to a random party where i was chugging my concoction of delicious angies sweet tea and fire fly. then i met Chong! guess what happened. so then ryan decided to go to the beach bars to watch the bball game, but i had a ladies drink free night to go to. so i stumbled down the street, yuengling and sweet tea in hand, where laced chaps picked me up on the side of the road.
drink free was rough- in many senses of the word. i think almost every girl there was expecting to find a husband, hence everyone was dressed to the nines, except chaps and i. let me give you a visual. not only was i wearing the same dress from the night before, but i was also wearing my swimsuit and still had sand and shells stuck to my legs. chaps, while cleaner, was wearing her swimsuit. anyways, adair and friends met up with us and for two hours i drank my hearts content of bourbon and diets and gin and tonics. yummm
then, we went back to chilis where i had more G&Ts and then we headed out to the jb bars. as we were walking along, i happened to run into a a friend. she was with her bf and these guys, who i had happened to see at the beach earlier. and my oh my was one of them soooo hottttt. so being friendly, i introduced myself. and the hot one replied "hi, i'm yours". omgggggg well at this point i was drunk and very excited and incredulous that this guy said this to me, so of course i started giggling. and then i snorted. twice. friends bf promptly reacted "well thats a deal breaker". GREAT. but i just kept giggling and introducing myself. and i had to make it up to the hotness so i asked him if he wanted to hear my pigeon coo. he did. and he did back. im so in love.
so then i left and went to the same bar i was in the night before, in the same outfit. i chugged a red bull vodka. thats pretty much the highlight.
im not sorry i like to party, i only wish it would happen more.
i miss crew, i miss college.
OH GOOD NEWS! vegas has a beer bong- life just got a little bit brighter.
xoxo brauch in chair
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